{"id":4801,"date":"2025-02-14T23:35:05","date_gmt":"2025-02-15T04:35:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sbg-sword-store.sword-buyers-guide.com\/wordpress\/?p=4801"},"modified":"2025-02-14T23:35:05","modified_gmt":"2025-02-15T04:35:05","slug":"dum-dum-dum-dum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sbg-sword-store.sword-buyers-guide.com\/wordpress\/dum-dum-dum-dum\/","title":{"rendered":"Dum, dum, dum, dum..!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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No, it’s not a drum roll – it’s the quiet sound of an idiot listing the wrong swords to the wrong pages and deals. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Originally the idea was to offer a crazy $299 deal on the Dragon King Seasonal series until Valentines day (because let’s be honest, unless it’s a flower sword, it probably won’t sell well).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I was surprised they were not selling well when most everything else was – and so after royally stuffing it up, the deal gets extended until the end of the month..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As Kano from the Mortal remake would say in his strong Aussie accent “f**k’n oops!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sorry guys! Too busy getting ready for what’s coming NEXT…! Seriously, this year is just warming up..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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