This darned ‘flu is not helping any, but slowly the plethora of swords and blades waiting in the wings to hit the market continues with 2 new Renaissance era blades from Kingston Arms and a terrifying ‘thing’ by Mike Wallace and APOC.
So first, the ‘funnest’ one..
Kingston Arms Bollock Dagger
‘Bollocks’ of course is a British and Scottish term for ‘balls’ basically, and one quick look at this cheeky blades handle reveals why. But it was no joke, this was a 13th century blade frequently kept both as a quick use sidearm and as an award or symbol of pride and masculinity. This and the Celtic anthropomorphic hilt swords are some of the more unique blade hilts in history. Makes a great humorous or honorable gift for anyone who has real cojones..
They call it a ‘Shell Guard’ Cutlass, but we all know this is a pirate sword. Apparently one based on one of several owned by the infamous Blackbeard (who as you may know, was always armed to the teeth – with a brace of pistols and at LEAST one Cutlass)..
“Ahoy! This here cutlass be forged from steel finer than any ye’ll find in these treacherous waters. Resistant to the cruel bite of rust, ‘tis perfect fer escapin’ the fate of endin’ up with a hook fer a hand. Swift and deadly, this cutlass be. Generous terms await, for any crew armed with these be assured victory in the heat of a swashbucklin’ clash. These newfangled steels be like magic!”
And finally, Mike Wallaces ‘BEAST’ – the APOC Smatchet
I can’t really call THIS a knife..
I mean, technically it is a knife, but is also a hatchet, a shovel, something to open a can with or – well – deliver incredibly deep cuts and slashes and incredibly powerful thrusts (the thing weighs nearly 2lbs!). Titanium coated D2 steel with G10 riveted handle takes this weapon of relatively recent history and makes it look like it has been evolving since Fairbain first dreamed it up during WWII.
Background info – The British Smatchet: A Blade with a Bold Legacy
A Weapon Born in War The smatchet, designed by William E. Fairbairn during World War II, was intended for close combat and used by special forces – both British and American.
Design and Features Characterized by its broad, leaf-shaped blade, the smatchet is sharpened on one side and partially on the other. The handle is designed for a secure grip, making it ideal for slashing, thrusting, and chopping.
Psychological Impact Fairbairn believed that holding the smatchet instilled confidence, determination, and aggressiveness in the user. Its balance and weight made it an effective personal weapon.
Combat and Training The smatchet was simple to use, requiring minimal training. It was particularly useful in close-quarters combat, delivering powerful blows.
Modern-Day Legacy Today, the smatchet remains popular among collectors and historical reenactors. Modern versions are still produced, ensuring its continued appreciation.
Fun Fact: The smatchet’s name combines “smashing” and “hatchet,” reflecting its dual-purpose design.
Time for a rest to shake this darned ‘flu, in the meantime – enjoy these three cool new designs! More products and surprises coming soon..!
